~~My Pro Frisbee Player or Silly Boys, Sports are for Girls!~

Yep, another sport Amber excels at... this girl is going to make me a very rich kids mommy some day!! We were playing at the park and a couple little boys were trying to throw a Frisbee. I say trying because they really were not that good at it and kept hitting me. Amber came over and got it after the last time it met the back of my head and took it over to them. She asked if she could play and then told them she could show them how. I was thinking "Boy what is she getting into? She hasn't a clue how to pay", but little did I know!! She took them to school!! This kid cannot do a cart wheel, she is clumsy as all get out, but get her running after a ball (or Frisbee so I now know) and the girl ROCKS! She can get under any ball that we throw at her and she bats like a softball fool. She won a contest at her school for shooting baskets, beating all the boys and everyone else and she is only in kindergarten. Beat. The. Whole. School. It's kind of funny because she has always been so petite and girly that I though she would be a cheerleader like the bigger girls were, but it is not going to happen. She wants to play every sport and we will support her just as we did with our bigger kids, although, unlike the older kids, I just hope she can make a really good living at it and doesn't decide it isn't very fun, because I could really rock as a super athletes mom!

~~She said WHAT??~~

Amber doesn't want to have babies. She has made this quite clear. But up to now nobody knew why (or probably nobody had asked).
She was playing dress up and I told her she looked like a bride. She said she couldn't be a bride because she wasn't going to have any babies. I told her that you can still get married and not have kids. She said "Well I might get married and adopt some". I told her that was fine, but then questioned why, if she wanted to get married and have kids, why she didn't want to have her own babies. She looked at me like I was a complete and utter idiot and asked, "Do you know how they get out of there?"
Apparently she had been watching "A Baby Story" with Jacki and got a little too much information for a 6 year old.

Libby was watching TV and she turned to me and said "He is so hot!" I kind of chuckled and asked if she knew what that meant and she said "Yeah, he is like the man of my dreams". (She is only 4) I think she is growing up way to fast!!! (She also has a crush on Jaycee's husband and thinks he is "So Cute!!")

I was pretty upset and a little teary the other day. Libby walked over and gave me a hug. She asked what I was crying for and I told her I was a little upset but everything was OK. She looked up so sincere and asked "Do you need me to spank someone for you?" She is always so sweet and wants to take care of me all the time

My girls say so many funny things, they are a laugh a minute and can always get me to smile, no matter how upset I am with them. Maybe they should be comedians for a living?!?!?!?