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Good Lord ladies, watch how you are laying out there on the beach and what might be actually creeping out the sides of your barely there swimsuit! I totally understand that you want to lay there in the spring sun and destroy your skin cells or bake yourself into a nice skin cancer, but must you show the world (my girls and husband specifically) all the things your momma blessed you with?
And for God sakes, if you must show the world your nether regions, could you at least trim the shrubbery so my 4 year old doesn't think you have a puppy for her to play with!
I am no prude, in fact sometimes I am a little perverted, but I don't flash my mommy parts to children and families trying to have a nice leisurely afternoon of picnicking and fishing and I would really appreciate if you would try and refrain from it also.
I have an even better idea for you~~Check out the tanning bed in town, no tan lines, you get your tan much faster and I get out of explaining to my babies that "nice" girls wear clothes that cover their vajayjay since I would prefer them grow up and keep 'em covered.
Lately I have also noticed that men are going back to the short shorts of the 80's- just a word guys DON'T!! There is not much worse than sitting on a bleacher, watching a ball game and turning around to see a whole different "ball game". Ewwwww! I would go on with this subject, but two things stop me: 1- It makes me throw up in my mouth a bit and 2- CK at Bad Mommy Moments has a much better take on it. I wanted to repost it here, but couldn't contact her so you will just click here and read it, but be warned- it may make you throw up a little!
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