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Wednesday, April 14, 2010

~~My Dogs~~

This morning I went to sign my dogs up for welfare. At first the lady said, "Dogs are not eligible to draw welfare". So I explained to her that my Dogs are mixed in color, unemployed, lazy, can't speak English and have no frigging clue who their Daddies are. They expect me to feed them, provide them with housing and medical care, and feel guilty because they are dogs.

So she looked in her policy book to see what it takes to qualify. My Dogs get their first checks Friday.

Damn, this is a great country.

Borrowed from the site: http://www.amyoops.com Go check her out she is hillarious!!


3 comments:

Christina said...

That's funny. I'll have to see if I can get my Chihuahua signed up on that plan. Maybe she can get disability too.

Chocolate Covered Daydreams said...

Hilarious! I thought for sure that your dogs were officially on welfare. I was going to ask where I could sign mine up?

Queen-Size funny bone said...

nice try...lol