Monday, February 23, 2009

~~Not Me Monday~~

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

I did not stay home sick to read the new V.C. Andrews book.

I did not have to switch cell phone service because Qwest was not sold to Verizon. And since I didn't need a new phone I did not buy all of us the new Blackberry, just different colors. I will not need major help trying to figure out how to use the thing.

I did not run outside in the snow in barefeet to grab an address out of my truck, and since the neighbors dog would never poop on my lawn, I did not step in it. EWWWWWWW!!!

I did not get my first non-family follower. Yeah Tammy!!!!! I LOVE her blog!

I did not tell my kids I had an errand to run so I could go to lunch with a friend WITHOUT them. That would be very selfish and rude!

I did not ask several stores in my town to donate things for giveaways. And there will not be some really fun ones coming up!

I did not change Trey's diaper a little too slow and end up with poop all over him, the blanket, the floor..... Seems it wasn't my poop week!

I did not freak the hell out when Libby started screaming Sunday morning because she thought she was dying from a bloody nose and came in my room gushing blood everywhere. I did not get just a little worried when it wouldn't stop for a good 10 minutes.

I did not send Amber to school when she was complaining of a tummy ache because I did not think she was faking. The school did not have to call and have her picked up when she got sick. Am I a rotten mother or what???

I did not laugh at Amber when she bent over and asked her belly what it wanted to eat and then stood up and helped her belly button say "Mac & Cheese". I am not totally amazed at some of the things that come out of her mouth.

Well that is pretty much what I didn't do this week. How about you???

1 comment:

Queen-Size funny bone said...

It seems there is a lot of poop in these I didn'ts. lol